Hey, lookit that, I'm 16. Isn't that great?
Yeah, the cannuck is 16. I already got my B-Day present and I love it very much. ESP.

2 long ass quiz stolen from
YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats (I like 'em both)
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] sometimes shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[x] you own an XBOX (Xbox and 360)
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (GO GO POWER RANGERS *guitar solo*)
[x] sometimes you watch sports on TV (Football (soccer) and Hockey)
[x] gorey movies are cool
[x] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats (I hate baseball...)
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards ()
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear (no sweatpants...)
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think (Jus' like yesterday... )
[x] sports are fun (Depends)
[x] sometimes you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on (Hell no)
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 21



YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] you love to shop (By myself)
[ ] you wear eyeliner (Nukka wut)
[ ] sometimes you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheer leading a sport (omg, lyk, totali)
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you like going to the mall (Par moi-meme)
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry (NO, HATE IT)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (No, but I cried watching Saw III... t'was so beautiful...)
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I HAVE EEEEEIGHT)
[x] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can
[x] you wear body spray/perfume
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others (I prefer the word "highlighter", but eh...)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything (FUCK NO)
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors

TOTAL= 5
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○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (Yeh, hez, lyk, frum DargunBal Dikk)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Who's Ben)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell.” (Ah haaa yes)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. (Yeah...)

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] you wear flip flops all year. (I used to)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (What the fuck)
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (dur)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (always)
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (I r milk)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (I prefer The Godfather)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. ("t" lol)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (MMMMM HMMM DERICIOUS)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10". (5'11" 1/2)
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 6

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Idiots)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (I can go for some right now)
is a messican.

Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (Who the FUCK says it like that)
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (.... TF2 lol)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (No... but I like it)
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Yesz!)
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (I wish)
[x] You have/had freckles. (not very noticeable now...)
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. (And it's awesome)

Total: 6

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually. (*coughcough*)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (FFFF NIGGERS)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (Not A LOT but yeah I like it)
[ ] You are good at math. (lmao)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Cuz I hate my mouth)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Motherfucker, what the fuck is that.)

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (Jaaaaa)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
I love Germany <3

Total: 7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (NO, but it is good sometimes)
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is. (It's from Quebec, neegra)
[x] You speak some French. (I am French)
[x] You love Tim Horton's. (Better than Starbucks, amirite?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (What the FUCK)
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 6

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] Hate death but love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (Fuck your Wal-Mart, I'm going to Best Buy.)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[x] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[/] you speak both Dutch and French (I speak French)
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café. (Rofl)
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (American football = not rly/ Football(soccer) = YES)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 5 1/2

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] you like the color orange.
[x] you are a football enthusiast. (No but I do like it)
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (lolololol)
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature. (*gigglesnort*)
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. (LOL)
[ ]you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 6
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